Also, showing your mom 167 pictures of yourself and NOT expecting her to ask you for copies of all of them is totally unrealistic. Equally unrealistic: her expecting you to actually follow through with that. Because no one needs 167 pictures of me. Not even my mom.
In related news, however, I should have new facebook profile photos for ages.
My lovely photographer, Corinne Ray, is going to do some photoshop work and return the finalized copies to me very soon but I didn't want to keep you in suspense any longer. I mean, my god, it must be killing you to find out what these photos look like, right? So, without further ado, here are the watermarked proofs of two of my favorite shots.
|I call this: Brooklyn Author.|
|I call this: Me in a Window. Titles are my specialty, clearly.|
Hopefully, you'll be seeing photoshopped versions of these soon in a browser near you!